As you’ve no doubt heard, there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle regarding one Sasha Fierce’s baby bump. After a televised interview with an Australian talk show in which her fetus seemed to fold in on itself, Beyoncé has been roundly accused of faking her pregnancy.

Fortunately, there’s a rep for that. Yvette Noel-Schure, Beyoncé’s publicist, tells ABC News that the allegations are “Stupid, ridiculous and false.”

I don’t know about you, but there’s only one way that I’m going to be totally convinced that the baby is hers.