A compilation of the first paragraph of every novel that opens with the murder of the most popular girl in school.
A compilation of every time a woman has talked about how handsome her grandfather looked in those old pictures and isn’t it a shame how nobody dances, really dances like that anymore?
A compilation of every headline this year that referred to 50 shades of anything.
A compilation of every author photo from every book that’s described as a “frothy, flirty, fun mix of” anything.
A compilation of descriptions of made-up social networks in pop culture (FaceRank, the MetaVerse, FaceUnion, YouFace), in order of how closely they resemble real current or defunct services.
A compilation of Twitter bios that begin with the phrase “act locally, think globally.”
A compilation of every time a person on the E! network has referred to a pair of pants as “a pant” or a pair of lips as “a lip” (bonus points for “a bold red lip”).
A compilation of the opening paragraph of every book that calls its protagonist “not a beautiful woman” but then goes on to describe a beautiful woman.
Suggestions welcome in the comments.
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