America’s pop princess Britney Spears is still engaged in shady legal proceedings involving her conspiracy-theory-baiting conservatorship, and you know what that means: the ever resourceful TMZ has obtained a Brit Brit expense report for our mildly guilty perusal. Oh boy!
A brief examination of the data shows that despite bringing in $14 million last year (and that’s just the money that went to her conservatorship; the actual figure is much higher) and spending half of it, Britney has retained some of her more “down home” tastes, like bargain shopping and gross/delicious fast food:
— $63.74 at a 99 Cents Plus
— $11.92 at Pay 99 Cents Or Less– A tab from Subway, Wetzel’s Pretzels, Domino’s, IHOP, 7-11, El Pollo Loco, McDonalds, In-N-Out, Coffee Bean, Starbucks, and Romano’s Macaroni Grill.
— $33,959 on grooming and wardrobe — bargain basement for a big star.
What do you think she spent $63.74 on at 99 Cents Plus? Fuzzy slippers and generic brand soda, I’m guessing.
But Britney is also willing to splurge on things, should those things be awesome. She reportedly spent $500 on a manicure (which I would really like to see) and $3,400 on Christmas lights, so as to make children smile. She truly is an angel on earth.
Most endearingly, though, she paid $1,500 to her sister Jamie Lynn‘s baby daddy Casey Aldridge for yard work on her Kentwood, Louisiana home, because what decent person wouldn’t want to help an underemployed family member out, should they have the dough for it? If anything, I think this expense report shows us that Britney is totally good with her piles of money, and someone should probably rescue her from whatever weird state of martial law her handlers are forcing her to live under so she can be free to bargain shop in private.