Who knew being a Hollywood starlet like Brooke Hogan could make you part of a big fashion mystery?

In today’s segment, it’s The Case of the Invisible Shoes.

I’m thinking she must have some sort of foot coverings on because her heel seems to be more elevated than the rest of her hoof. But she can’t possibly be wearing clear shoes, because those are reserved for pageants and drag queens. So, hmmmm. Looks like we have a mystery on our hands, dahlings.

On the plus side, her dress is pretty cute, though, no? If only we could get her some fabulous strappy sandals. Siiiigh.