Carrie-carrie-bradshaw-12928069-2250-1500I couldn’t help but wonder how long it would take for someone to finally sit down and compile all those “I wonder” moments from the six seasons of Sex and the City. The phrase, “I wonder,” was just as important as the character of Carrie Bradshaw and New York City in sustaining the show. Even now those of us who watched it religiously can’t seriously say “I wonder…” without breaking into laughter. Carrie wondered a lot.

And since there was so much wondering going on during the duration of the now-iconic series, it’s very nice that Vulture took the time to kindly list out every single one of those “deep thoughts.” Thoughts that, when back-to-back, really make you wonder why the hell you ever watched the show.

Here are just a few ridiculous favorites:

“So there you have it. We’ve got a relationship without sex and sex without a relationship. Which had a better shot at survival? I couldn’t help wonder: What comes first, the chicken or the sex?” [Season four, Episode four, “What’s Sex Got to Do With It?”]

“I never saw him again but I always wondered two things: Was he able to stay sober? Am I really that good in bed?” [Season two, Episode sixteen, “Was It Good For You?”]

“But I wondered, What was still buried … deep inside the mommies downstairs?” [Season one, Episode ten, “The Baby Shower”]

How do you feel? Had enough? Are you contemplating exactly why you wasted so much time on Sex and the City? I know I am.

If you think you can handle more, then click here to read the rest. Your brain won’t like you for it, but sometimes you just have to wonder exactly how far you can push the limit.

 

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