That little self-portrait up there is by Chris Brown. That gash on his jaw is allegedly from Drake (or a bottle, wielded by Drake), thanks to last night’s fight in a New York City club. Obviously, we don’t think people should get into bloody fights in clubs* but Chris Brown’s involved, so it gets worse…

TMZ reports the two pop stars got into a scuffle at WIP nightclub, saying “there were no critical injuries … just bumps, bruises and lacerations. No arrests were made.”

The story goes that “controversial figure” Chris Brown sent a bottle over to Drake’s table. Drake is rumored to have had relations with Rihanna, Chris Brown’s ex, so the bottle buying gesture sounds completely genuine and not at all provocative or petty. Drake and his entourage were having none of it and, soon after, a fight broke out. How’s Chris Brown going to blame this on everyone else? He will find a way:

He tweeted the above photo, along with this remarkably (and unsurprisingly) gross, awful, misogynistic bon mot: “How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol… Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!.”

The tweet has since been deleted.

*”Club fight” just sounds ignoble. Bars fights, however, remain respectable.

(TMZ)