In an article today related to Paris Hilton’s recent arrest, CNN ran an article titled: “Celebs misbehave. Why do we care?

Well, in this particular instance, I’m going to make the answer short and sweet — we don’t.

Was I the only person who read about Paris getting arrested for cocaine and totally dismissed it? In fact, I think I noted it to myself — I was all, “wow, I really don’t care.” I’ve seen Paris get arrested so many times, or at least make news for doing dumb shit, that I’m simply over it. She could go to jail. She could not. She’ll probably get busted for coke again. I will continue not to care.

So maybe, CNN, the question is: why do you think that anyone cares?

Mull on THAT for a while.