In a new commercial for, Courtey Stodden does what she does best — talks about being wet. How did the company manage to link the idea of a wet Stodden to a credit report? Why, by making her a mermaid, of course!

The plot features two young men fishing. One of them catche mermaid Stodden, which allows her to say her line: “OMG, I’m so…wet.

The way that this relates back to the product is that the guy who caught her can then say, “I scored.” Get it? Free Credit Score.

At this point, more so than being disturbed by Stodden’s age, or flabbergasted by her alliteration ability, I’m just tired of hearing and/or seeing her use the word “wet.” WE GET IT. YOU’RE “WET.” YOU’RE ALLUDING TO YOUR VAGINA. NOW PLEASE STOP.

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