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In this week’s episode of News for Bitches we marveled that Dennis Rodman promised lifelong friendship to Kim Jong Un on his recent trip to North Korea. I guess that is a good thing to do if you strongly suspect that someone might become a power mad overlord. Mikala takes a moment to wonder what Carmen Electra will do to compete, and you probably should to. Also, consider whether you think Dennis Rodman would be a good ruler in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. My answer is “maybe?” At least the future race will be tall.

In other destructive news – a woman let the Internet name her baby. I’m pretty sure you can see where this going, but, if not, your intrepid host, Mikala Bierma, will guide you there. It’s going someplace absolutely awful.

And, after a KFC worker made out with a giant mashed potato boob, we have to wonder what’s going on at Dairy Queen. Weird stuff. Stuff with Dilly bars, probably.

How is Hillary Clinton like Lena Dunham? Let us count the ways. It’s a short list, but still. Neither one of them is any Carrie Bradshaw, so that’s one.

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