Today, the fine folks at ABC News went behind the scenes on a reality TV casting call to find out what casting directors look for when seeking out the next Bachelorette or Shnookers. We learned that having fake boobs or ginormous real ones is just fine, as long as you tell the people what they want to know — are they real?

Reporter Deborah Roberts sat with casting directors Sara O’Neil and Sarah Monson as they interviewed potential candidates for a top-secret, majorly important new dating show. Among the questions asked to potential cast members, in addition to the authenticity of their titties, were, “Are you dating anyone?” (somebody actually managed to answer this question incorrectly), “How would your friends describe you?” and “Do men get intimidated [by you]?”

Watch below, and then tell us: do you have what it takes?

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