When you’re as petite and small boned as Sienna Miller, you can get away with a lot. Your skirts can be skimpy, necklines droopy and bare flesh to fully clothed ratio heavily weighted toward the former. But even Sienna Miller’s teeny little size zero bum can’t hide in these unflattering pleated pants.

A few months back I commented on another celebrity who chose similar pants but had more curves to work with than wee little Sienna. Though some took my disapproval for Jennifer Hudson’s pants as disapproval for Jennifer Hudson the person (talk about jumping to conclusions, ladies!), these photos of Sienna confirm that it’s the pants that are the issue, not the female figure.

Good. I’m glad we have that all sorted out. Now, let’s concentrate on more important matters like how many different ways we can joke about how bulbous Sienna’s behind looks here…

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin

Image: Bauer Griffin