Karl Lagerfeld has a salad named after him! It is made entirely out of oxygen and diet coke. No, not really. It’s made with crab. In addition to which it contains Extra Virgin olive oil from Sicily, black pepper, bread crusts, sea salt, and lemon juice. I am fairly sure that bread crusts weren’t in the Karl Lagerfeld diet book (all I remember taking away from that book is that eating is for people who want to be fat) but it sounds like a delicious salad. And something that Karl actually eats when he’s at La Gioia in Saint Tropez. You can order it at Cafe de Flore in Paris. Or you can just hide a hamburger under a Chanel logo.