Louis CK
Now that we’ve all had a few weeks to mourn the delayed return of Louis for a fourth season (he is right to do it, I know, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it), it’s time to while away the long days and lonely nights by creating a Dream Team of future guest stars. We’ve already been given so much – Maria Bamford, Parker Posey, Bobby Cannavale – but these morsels can only alleviate our hunger; they cannot cure. We need more. We need the following:

  • Bender from Futurama
  • Bret McKenzie from Flight of the Conchords, not as himself but as “Figwit” (officially “Lindir” but come on) from The Lord of the Rings
  • The radio from The Brave Little Toaster
  • Gore Vidal
  • Mary-Kate Olsen (of Very Mary-Kate)
  • The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  • Enzo, the second dog to play Eddie Crane on Frasier
  • Helen Mirren, as herself
  • As many cast members from Game of Thrones as possible
  • Lily Tomlin
  • The California Raisins
  • Ashley Tisdale
  • Kathy Bates. How has Kathy Bates not already been on this show?
  • The ghost of Eartha Kitt
  • The bus driver who got all that money from being bullied earlier this year
  • The guy in One Direction named Louie
  • The cane from the NewsRadio episode “The Cane”