We’ve already discussed how much Mark Twain hated Jane Austen, to the extent that, when he was on his deathbed, one of his friends kept threatening to come read Jane Austen to him if he didn’t recover. But was Mark Twain alone? No! And there’s no war like a war of the words. Here are some of our favorites (we’ve helpfully picked the winner in each case so you’re not confused.)[ITPGallery]