Yesterday, we wrote about how to deflect the questions of nosy relatives. We suggested wearing a full-body bear costume, pretending to be a ninja, and of course, getting drunk.

But something else you can do is kill them with distractions, and what better way to do that then with a fabulous accessory? Not only does it say, “I have my shit together enough to get out of the house and shop,” but if it’s flashy enough, it will temporarily blind them to your shortcomings. Here are some suggestions: