It’s no secret that airport travel has become increasingly stressful. You have long security lines, scanners that may or may not allow strangers to look at your tits while you stand there helplessly, and you have to pack and unpack and repack your bags as you make your way to the plane.

With all that going on, it’s nice if we can keep up some semblance of decorum, yes? Some civility amidst the chaos? So we don’t set one another off?

Here are some things you should try to avoid doing while on land and in the air: