Ah, houseguests. They can be such fun! And yet at the same time, they can be such a complete fucking pain in the ass. Of course, if you yourself are the houseguest, there are ways that you can make it easier on your hosts, and there are ways that you can behave like a petulant 13-year-old and make them never want to see your face ever again.

Here are some examples of how to achieve the latter: