If you live in a nudist colony, this holiday probably seems elementary. For the rest of us, this is the one day of the year where letting all of your bits and pieces hang out is acceptable, although I’m 95% sure that Officer Fun- Sucker begs to differ.

So how are we supposed to pay tribute to this glorious National holiday without being thrown in jail for indecent exposure? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

At- home celebratory activities include, but are not limited to:

  1. Washing the dishes wearing, at most, an apron.
  2. Orgies.
  3. Paying your taxes in your underwear.
  4. Naked Chat Roulette.
  5. Searching for coins between the sofa cushion wearing only socks.

Don’t ask me how I come up with these things.