In yesterday’s New York Post, writer Beth Landman examines a phenomenon among recent divorcees: getting a shit-ton of plastic surgery to feel better, and to exact revenge on your ex. She writes:

Driven to feel better about their looks after the devastation of a failed marriage, they seek cosmetic procedures, which can erase years — and build self-esteem…Indeed, more women are bouncing back from divorce with so-called revenge surgery; a recent study by the Transform Cosmetic Group in Britain showed that 26 percent of plastic-surgery patients are newly divorced women.

Now, don’t get me wrong here — I’m not judging. But I am wondering what else, for those women who may not want to go under the knife, can be done in the name of revenge that doesn’t involve surgery. Here are some ideas: