It’s Truman Capote! Oh, and also, Emma Thompson (Truman just hated everyone). Thompson told the Telegraph:
“I find Audrey Hepburn fantastically twee. Twee is whimsy without wit. It’s mimsy-mumsy sweetness without any kind of bite. And that’s not for me. She can’t sing and she can’t really act, I’m afraid. I’m sure she was a delightful woman — and perhaps if I had known her I would have enjoyed her acting more, but I don’t and I didn’t, so that’s all there is to it, really.”
Thompson is currently starring in Nanny McPhee.
That said, we understand that the cult of Audrey gets annoying. At TheGloss, we don’t like Audrey because we’re bookish brunettes. We like Audrey Hepburn because she was a heavy drinker, Nazi fighter and a pack a day smoker. That said, how can anyone say she doesn’t have bite? Bitch will toss a cat out in the rain: