If Gwyneth Paltrow threw a party and invited everyone she knew, she would post the pictures to Instagram and show the world that blondes really do have more fun. At least, blondes have more fun if they’re also all ridiculously rich, famous, and beautiful.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest selfie is a group endeavor, including, from left, Nicole Richie, Chelsea Handler, Naomi Watts, Gwyneth herself, director Sam Taylor Wood, Gwen Stefani, and Stella McCartney. (I don’t really know how Chelsea Handler got in there, but I really hope the night’s story gets into her next book somehow.) If it’s good enough for Ellen and half the attendees of the 2014 Academy Awards, the group selfie is good enough for Gwyneth Paltrow.

According to The Huffington Post, Gwyneth and Friends went out for a vegan dinner at Crossroads in West Hollywood, and they instagrammed the whole thing to let us plebes know what we’re missing by not being rich and famous and buying all of Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbooks. The vegan dinner part doesn’t sound so appealing, but otherwise this is easily the most A-list girls night out party ever. At a certain point, Gwen Stefani started sharing pictures of her own:

If their girls’ night out is anything like our girls’ nights out, one of them definitely started a fist-fight with some stranger over a cab. Please God, let Chelsea Handler remember what happened and write about it in her next book.

(Photos: Instagram/GwynethPaltrow, Twitter/GwenStefani)