Look, I think it’s incredibly important that you support the people over at Jezebel and become a laughing monster. Because of the story in which a woman was approached at a restaurant by a strange man and he slipped her his card. After which:

He neither winked, smiled, nor licked his lips like LL Cool J, so it didn’t feel much like a come on (note to men: slipping women your cards generally fails, anyway).   In fact, he rather glared at me.  I turned over the card to find this charming, charming message:

Note: this reads “Madame, You are a MONSTER, a laughing monster, very primitive!  I fear my ears are destroyed. W. W.

If I got a card like this, my entire life would be better. Anyhow. Consider this your daily reminder to be monstrous with your laughter.