As if I weren’t already jealous enough of Helen Mirren. She’s hot, talented and has figured out aging, which essentially means that she’s figured out life. And now, she’s also accomplished my one goal in life: an invite to the Playboy Mansion by Hugh Hefner himself. Here’s the formal welcome, via Hef’s Twitter:

“Helen Mirren would be welcome at a Mansion movie night.”

The tweet was directed to someone who calls himself “ArnieNY” (MySpace), but all that really matters is that Mirren continues to accmplish the things about which I can only dream. Well played.