A hairbrush. A stylist. A little gremlin that goes through her closet and purges it of items like clunky Mary Janes.
These are all things Helena Bonham Carter could use.
Is there ever a reason why a grown woman should wear pink socks and Mary Janes? Even for a casual day of shopping? Alas, no. It’s never a good decision, darling Helena…and neither are the little hair accessories sticking out of that pile of knots and tangles.
You are a talented actress. Accomplished, recognized, and hilariously funny at times. Which makes it all the more disappointing to see your perpetual state of disheveledness all the more perplexing, Helena.