There are a lot of reasons that adults tell kids they shouldn’t use drugs: they’re bad for your body, you can overdose and die, you can get locked in an acid trip and think you’re a glass of orange juice for the rest of your life (that’s taken straight from my own high school’s anti-drug program).

But if they would just look to the more common, real-life scenarios, I think that the drug naysayers would find some fine material, like the fact that you are likely to make a complete ass out of yourself in front of your friends and classmates.

Or worse, throw your poo.

[via Buzzfeed]