At the Kids’ Choice Awards over the weekend, a number of celebrities got basically fire-hosed with green slime. It’s a whole thing, which I’m going to assume you know about. And while we’ll never be 100% sure what went on the minds of these famouses during their sliming, I feel like it’s one of those things that as a celeb, you have to pretend to be OK with so as to have a continuous reputation for being good-natured, but that must really fucking suck. Like, that’s gross.

So here’s what I think was going through the minds of Halle Berry, Justin Bieber et al this past Saturday:

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