Remember Honey Boo-Boo Child, the delightful six-year-old named Alana from “Toddlers and Tiaras” who drinks go-go juice and grabs handfuls of her belly, letting judges know that they “don’t know a good thing when they see one”? (I listed that all from memory, BTW.)
Well, apparently the people over at TLC do know a good thing when they see it, because they’ve given Alana and her Georgia-based family — along with her coupon-clipping mom and (twist!) her pregnant 16-year-old sister — their own spinoff show, “Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo.” US Weekly reports:
Consisting of six half-hour episodes, the new series will give viewers “an inside look into Alana’s world,” the network says in a statement.
The breakout star “proves that she is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen,” the statement continues. “When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.”
Mark. Your. Calendars.