Anderson Cooper could wear a paper bag as clothing and he would still be the hottest news reporter on television.
Instead, he got new glasses. And he did what all of us should do when we make somewhat major changes to our everyday look: analyze it on the air with Kathy Griffin. An excerpt:
Anderson Cooper: “I look like Rachel Maddow.”
Kathy Griffin: “They’re shame-filled…they’re what you call your ‘indoor glasses.'”