At some point in your life, you might find yourself in Los Angeles. While there, you may wonder whether or not you’re in a yoga class. Here’s how to know for sure:
The studio offered 18 classes between the hours of 11:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., and only one before 8:00 a.m. or after 7:00 p.m.
You think you recognize that guy from that one show on the yoga mat next to you. You’re right.
Walking in or out of class, you hear at least one person begin a sentence with the following phrase, shouted angrily: “In New York, they…” (He or she once lived in New York, and just wants everyone to know. Engage at your own risk.)
‘Wait, is everyone else in this room a model-slash-actress,’ you wonder? Yes. Yes they are.