Would you like to know how to effectively deploy a black woman when making commercials? Look no further than this comprehensive checklist, which includes “natural hair,” “Denise Huxtable style,” and of course, surrounding her with white people. If you just follow these easy steps, you’ll have a pleasantly diverse yet not-too-threatening commercial in no time. Because human beings exist primarily to sell products, I’m sure any actress you hire will be happy to play this role.
Alexandra Dal, will you be my friend?