My, my, my. Ashlee Simpson you look like an awkward mom on the red carpet.

Well, and that you are now…but come on dear – I expected more. If you are going to wear a sexy minidress to the Melrose Place Series Premiere Party, then act the part by straightening up and at least pretending you are comfortable in these surroundings. The dress is otherwise quite cute (except that your boobs look unhappy with the placement/restrictiveness of the top) but your shoulders and awkwardly placed left foot are telltale signs that you’re not loving this moment right here.

Perk up, honey. Think about all the Melrose Place stars before you that went on to fame…fortune and A-list celebrity stardom after…

Oh. Right. Now I get the awkward foot.

Image: INF

Image: INF