Ladies, hold on to your commemorative royal wedding teacups: Pippa Middleton might be moving to New York.

Grazia Magazine broke the story, saying that the younger Middleton sister had been wanting to get out of England because she’s hounded by the paparazzi there (America would of course be a much better choice in that regard). She had originally been considering a move to Paris, but after she was caught on camera in France grinning like an idiot while her douchebaggy friend pointed a fake gun at a photographer, she’s apparently considering the possibility that Parisians wouldn’t take so kindly to her.

Also, there’s the little matter of her upcoming party planning book, Celebrate!, which she was going to promote in the U.S. anyway.

So. You are on official watch, if we get confirmation that she’s moving. Ready your smartphone cameras.