Girls are bad, m’kay? In speaking to a group of pastors and ministers about today’s youth, Jersey City Superintendent Charles T. Epps Jr. said that the city’s biggest fight was with the girls. According to

“Our worst enemy is the young ladies,” Epps said. “The young girls are bad. I don’t know what they’re drinking today, but they’re bad.”

Of course, it’s no doubt helpful to those young girls to have school officials who believe in them so strongly. Epps went on to laud volunteers from JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs who have agreed to work as mentors to these young lucifers. And apparently, these big brother/big sister types are wading into even the most treacherous of teenage waters:

“They’ve signed up to help even the dirty, nasty, bad kids,” Epps said.