After nearly sixteen excruciating years of pregnancy, Jessica Simpson has finally given birth. She and fiance Eric Johnson welcome Maxwell Drew Johnson, a girl, weighing 9 lbs. 13 ounces. Apparently, they’re doing great.

Simpson has been threatening to name her daughter Maxwell for a while now, but as far as Hollywood goes, Maxwell-for-a-girl is nothing. She might as well have named her Megan or Sarah.

Moreover, who remembers a time when Simpson wasn’t pregnant?