As we all know, the child of Will and Kate, a.k.a. the world’s almighty savior, is officially in utero. Flurries of media coverage have flooded the Internet, full of speculation, information and photos. And if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that plenty of celebrities will want in on the action, attempting to gain headlines and air time by discussing somebody else’s pregnancy. Lo and behold, that celebrity is somewhat unexpected source–until you think about the fact that this source needs to talk about herself publicly at least 6 out of every 7 days each week or else she transforms into a literal meatball.
Yes, my friends: it was Snooki. Because of course it was.
When she’s not tanning or putting makeup-less photos on Twitter, Snooki is also a new parent–one who offers unsolicited (and pretty obvious) advice to soon-to-be parents. Jersey Shore‘s arguably loudest star supplied the New York Daily News with her words of wisdom for Middleton.
“Congrats to Will and Kate. I’m sure she will be an amazing mom… Enjoy your time at home — or the castle, in her case — with the baby. Especially the first few months.” And, in the event that Middleton opts to breastfeed, Snooki advises her to get “the Boppy pillow. Every new mom should have one.”
Okay, okay, it was all rather nice, so I suppose I shouldn’t give her so much grief. I’m admittedly pleased with her words because it’s a pleasant surprise every time something comes out of her mouth that doesn’t make me want to claw my ears away. In any case, while I think this advice is all fine and dandy, it might serve Middleton to not make a habit (or one-time occurrence, for that matter) of accepting counsel from the Snookmeister.