Everyone’s unnerved by wax figures, right? Today, the London location of renowned nightmare factory Madame Tussauds unveiled its two latest unflinching abominations: Kate Middleton and Prince William (or the Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, if you have the space).

The pair are modeled after their engagement announcement heard ’round the world, with Kate in a good-ish copy of her hysteria-causing blue dress by Issa. I’d do a gallery but, trust me, they are soulless from every angle. See:

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