Katrina Darling, Kate Middleton’s burlesque dancing cousin, revealed today that she doesn’t really give two shits about meeting her royal relative. In an interview with RumorFix.com, Darling said that she thinks that she and Middleton — who, she notes, she didn’t find out she was related to until right before Middleton got married — would have plenty to chat about (I mean, yeah) but that it wasn’t that important to her for them to be besties.

She told the website that it would probably be “awkward to meet Kate. I’m not sure what I would say in that sort of situation. But I’m sure we would find something to laugh about in it all…It would be nice to meet her, but I’m not actually going to pursue it.”

Darling also pointed out some obvious differences between herself and the Duchess of Cambridge. When asked if she would consider dating Prince Harry, she said “I’m sure Prince Harry is an adorable guy, but I am a taken woman and Eton College men are not my cup of tea — too prestigious. I like my men rough around the edges!”

Please note that Middleton married Prince William.