At least they will if you’re a cute girl attending one of the universities selected by KFC to market their Double Down sandwich. In case you’ve forgotten or really like your arteries, the Double Down is a sandwich served on two pieces of fried chicken instead of bread. For $500, women wear red sweatpants with “Double Down” printed on the butt. I don’t know about you guys, but that is not something I’d want written on my ass, five hundred bucks or no five hundred bucks.