U.S. Open - Day 11

According to “sources” qualified to speak about the situation (my guess is the parking attendant at Spago or friend of Kim’s waxer’s receptionist), Kim Kardashian and her momager Kris Jenner hope to end their reality TV careers and move on to bigger and better things.

The New York Post is reporting that Kardashian and Jenner want to end “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on a “high note” soon, instead of letting the show die out slowly, like the dreams of a girl who came to New York City to become a writer. Given that I’m still unclear as to how the Kardashians got famous to begin with, I think this sounds like a pretty good idea. I mean, people are going to figure out that they don’t do anything except fight and blink into the camera sooner or later, right?*

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” is now in its eighth season, and there is no official word on the the show’s future. According to the NY Post’s source, “Kim wants to be with her daughter and Kanye, while Kris wants to focus on being a talk-show host and maybe start producing movies.”

Oh well. This means we may have to prepare ourselves for a world without “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” This is a world wherein Kim Kardashian doesn’t get her vagina lasered on camera and Kris Jenner hosts a talk show that all of our grandmothers will watch. God help us all.

*Disclaimer: My vitriol doesn’t apply to “Khloé &Lamar,” because that shit is amazing.