Do you like shaking? And harsh lighting? And alleys? Perfect. The new Kanye West video (for “I Wish You Would/Cold”) has happened. It’s directed by  Hype Williams and is six whole minutes long. That’s a lot of shaking!

Oh, and Kim Kardashian shows up because both she and Kanye know that a joint appearance guarantees blog posts exactly like this one. Well played! Go to the 5:00 mark if you don’t care about the other stuff.


That was a bit anticlimactic! In fact, Kim just looks up from leaning on Kanye to kind of vaguely acknowledge that the lyrics he’s currently rapping are a nasty kiss-off to her ex-husband, Kris Humphries.

In case this was all too classy for you, this will make it better:


That’s better.