As much as we hoped and wished and prayed that one day we’d write the headline, “Kanye West Tweets Naked Photo of Kim Kardashian Eating A Banana,” with a pure and honest heart, it saddens us to say…. no, this was all deceit.

Some internet pranksters started the rumor by leaking the photo, which they claimed showed Kanye’s free publicity girlfriend Kim, naked and eating a banana. Sadly, TMZ says it’s not real and that the naked banana-eater in question is adult film star Amia Miley. Miley apparently tweeted the same photo of herself in 2011, and she confirms to TMZ it’s her.

One thing is pure and honest, however: Miley has a pretty glorious butt.