Inside, the sexy soon-to-be-bride gets down and dirty with Kant’s theory of perception then shares foolproof recipes for her steamiest weekend ever (can you say moral philosophy with a dash of Luis Buñuel?)! XOXO!

…Just kidding! But she does bitch about being famous. The architect of her own demise explains how life is hard in Cosmo‘s August issue:

Sometimes I feel like a zoo animal. I’ll be at a restaurant, and someone will put their phone in front of my face and take a picture without saying hi.

As someone who has fostered her way into fringe celebrity with an almost pathological ferocity (ever since she came on the scene by leaking her own sex tape), I’ll say that this statement out of Kim Kardashian is fucking absurd.