The gunshoes over at Hollywood Life uncovered Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry. To all those invited (presumably the entire staff down to the mail boys of every national celeb weekly) (and most international ones), you can now rest easy: gift buying is made quick and convenient. Baubles like $1,100 ashtrays and $735 for crystal “three wise monkey” figurines ahead.

UPDATE: Aaaaaaaaand the site is down.