What do you get the Kardashian who has everything?
Though we’re 99% certain that every available surface of the Kardashian stronghold is reflective, we’re not surprised that their every birthday is merely an excuse for more unapologetic vanity.
Reality TV matriarch and talk show host Kris Jenner had her birthday last night and here’s how she celebrated, Kardashian-style:
Of course, those are just the cupcakes. Jenner also enjoyed a conventional-sized birthday cake, also with her face slapped across it. “Now that’s a beautiful cake!” she remarked in a video on daughter Kim Kardashian‘s Keek account.
It’s worth noting that Kim’s also enjoyed an image or herself or two on birthdays past. And that’s how they’ll continue to celebrate, we bet, until Hermes starts stitching crude portraits onto Birkins.
Jenner–who turned 58–was also the subject of an all-out assault on social media by her daughters, who shared their adoration via Twitter, Instagram and more. Kendall Jenner, for example: “Happy birthday mom!!! You’re the best mom/momager ever and I wish you the best birthday! Love you deserve it! love you foreverrrr.”
In related news, it was also Diddy‘s birthday recently:
Apparently he and Jenner are pals:
Happy Birthday @iamdiddy !!!! Thank you for being such an amazing friend. A true inspiration and for setting the bar so high! You are truly one of a kind. I love and adore you. Xoxo
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