Lana Del Rey is attracted to glamorous fallen starlets, so what better person for her to befriend than Jaime King, an actress you may have heard of? To help celebrate King’s 32nd birthday yesterday, Lana did a photo shoot with her for no particular reason that involved sitting in LDR’s car and looking sultry together. In an effort not to be a total hater, I’m arranging my thoughts on the photos in order from least to most positive, so that we get to end on a nice note.

(Via JustJared)