Miley Cyrus interview

After insulting “weird” trans* people and utilizing Trayvon Martin while equating her blowjob gestures’ censorship to the trials of being killedMiley Cyrus has decided to move onto another group whom she can offend: Jewish people!

In an interview with Hunger TV, Miley had this to say:

With magazines, with movies, it’s always weird when things are targeted for young people yet they’re driven by people that are like 40 years too old. It can’t be like this 70 year old Jewish man that doesn’t leave his desk all day, telling me what the clubs want to hear. I’m going out, I know what they want to hear. I know when you’re in a club, what makes everyone go crazy and when the time is where everyone’s like “alright I’m going go get a drink”. I know when people walk off the dance floor and I know what’s driving it so I’ve got to be the one doing it because they’re just not in on what 20 year olds are doing.

First off, I’m pretty sure being 40 doesn’t mean you’re suddenly incapable of understanding human nature. In fact, people who are 40-years-old and have been in an industry for two decades means you actually have more experience and can therefore offer better guidance. While Miley has undoubtedly been smart (and lucky as fuck, obviously) when it comes to getting a ton of attention for her work, she is now exemplifying what everyone over the age of 29 constantly complains about when it comes to 20-somethings. Girl, stop. Please. You’re making us all look awful.

Now, onto the other, more serious matter: Uhhh, what? What does being Jewish have to do with any sort of relevant topic? There was no discernible reason for her to include that descriptor, but as per usual, she aimed for “risque” and landed somewhere around “needlessly offensive.”

Oh, and don’t forget — all gay people love the same music! Hunger TV asked, “WHEN YOU RELEASED YOUR TRACK LISTING WE NOTICED THAT THERE’S A SONG ON THERE WITH BRITNEY?” (Caps theirs, not ours, and we’re sorry about that.) Her response:

I think West Hollywood just exploded, every gay area in the world just shot up into pink glitter dust.

Yes, your song with Britney Spears led to “gay areas” — whose residents universally enjoy both of you because all non-heterosexuals love the same stuff! — exploding with glitter dust.

Obviously, it was only a matter of time before she said yet another stupid quote, and to be fair, we’re surprised it’s taken her this long. But still. Agh.