When we first saw Miley Cyrus’ new tour pictures on Twitter, we were initially taken with just how good her makeup looks. Really, it always looks perfect. She has glowing, 21-year-old skin like a porcelain doll, and she looks amazing with a neutral eye and bright red lips complementing her spectacular complexion and cool blonde hair. But then we started to worry something was wrong with her hand. Is it always that smooth, white, and poreless? And what happened to her manicure?

But then she made its use a little more clear:

Miley’s giant fake hand is actually the “Hand of Adonis” sex toy. It’s a giant, hand-shaped dildo, which Perez Hilton says the manufacturer describes as “a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting.”

The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. … The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it.

We can’t stop giggling, because clearly we are six years old. We especially approve of the way she Tweeted her photos with just emojis of fists and hands giving little thumbs-up signs.

But when we think about it a little more, though, this creeps us all the fuck out! The Hand of Adonis looks like a giant, bloodless, severed arm, and now all we can see is this:


Not sexy!

(Photos: Twitter, Showtime)