Miley Cyrus' topless photos leaked!

Via Idolator.

Not one for subtlety, Miley Cyrus has done a fair amount of weird stuff in the name her career. From motorboating her dancers onstage to making out with Katy Perry to straight up spitting on her fans, Ms. Miley just can’t stop snagging all the awkward ~*outrageous teen stage*~ glory. Now, she’s sitting on a horse! Well, straddling a horse, actually. And she’s doing it topless.

The full version of a remix cover for “Adore You” was posted to Idolator today, and it features a very shirtless Miley Cyrus hanging out upon a white horse in her underwear with a long black wig on her head. Something in me feels like this is an April Fool’s Day joke, but hey, we’re equal opportunity boob-posters and we are taking Idolator’s word for the picture’s veracity for now.

While this is not nearly as painful to look at as her topless sunburn photo nor that butt bruise thong picture from the past couple weeks, it is nevertheless not the most pleasant thing to look at.

Now, I am not one for judgments, but I would be willing to guess that this here horse statue was not super stoked on the idea of having some girl who can’t roll up her tongue keep jumping all up on him. Stop doing that, he may be thinking, you look like that awful sheep Sally from the farm. In general, I have always found it more than a little awkward when nude adult humans pose with animals. It just seems odd to me (remember that Equus poster with Daniel Radcliffe?).

Anyway, this was your daily dose of Miley absurdity. Come back tomorrow for when she twerks on a state official!