You’ve got to be kidding me, Mischa.
Were you that eager to leave Bungalow 8 that there was no time to stop by the bathroom for a quick makeup check? Are those shoes actually studded?
And did you steal that cheap looking bowler hat from a tricker treater last Halloween?
These are the questions running through my mind while I contemplate how much longer it’s going to take before you (a) clean yourself up and come to grips with the fact that the O.C. was your peak (b) sink even lower, disappearing for a few years then reappearing on a celebrity rehab show.
Either way, this is certainly an entertaining tale of an young Hollywood unraveling to watch.