Remember that NY Times article about how to fall asleep on a plane? That was an article full of lies. Since you may be on a plane today, here is how you do it.
1) Try not to think about the wing monster.
2) Don’t think about it.
3) Take an ambien
4) STOP WALKING TOWARDS THE WING MONSTER
5) Do not try to talk to the person next to you while on Ambien. That is not how people sleep.
6) Wing monster.